Letter to Wife-Date Unknown

Dear Wife, 

Thank you for calling me today. I was actually very excited to see your name and know that you were on the other line. However, we are in a different time now. I can’t talk to your character anymore. I can’t talk to your character ever again. I need to talk to you. The real you. 

Now, I know what you’re probably thinking, “how can you possibly love me. Besides the fact that I’ve betrayed you daily for years in the worst possible imaginable ways in collaboration the enemies of God, you don’t even know who I am. How could you possibly know me? How could you possibly love me?”

Easy. Because we were made for each other from the beginning of time. We have always been meant for this. The real me and the real you, even though we’ve never been in a room together, are absolutely perfect for each other. And the LORD assures me of this in multiple ways everyday. That part of my mission is clear. I. WILL. NOT. GIVE. UP. ON. YOU. Now, I know that these people don’t think I know the plan. Here’s the thing. GOD is GOD. I don’t need to know the plan because GOD knows the plan. I need to know GOD. And I know. So, I’m much pretty golden the rest of the way. 

That said, I do really miss you. I miss sleeping next to you. I miss your laugh. I miss your face. I miss your stinky farts. I miss your hands. I miss you. I miss you. You know, when you live inside of a mass scale operation that you know your the target of even though everyone keeps denying it, you can never really all the way let your guard down. You can never really give anyone everything you have, even when you really want to. But I fought for you. I know you don’t think I did, but I did. Down to that last fight in the room. 

But here’s what’s great. I’m not done. I have even gotten started yet.

You want to know what what Adam didn’t do that Jesus did do. 

He fought for his wife. He died for his wife. Adam just gave up. He just watched he wife take the apple and called it quits. Jesus, Jesus came down and fought. He fought with weapons that are spiritual and not carnal, and he won. He won for all of us. He won for all of eternity. He should us how we should fight for our wife. 

So, that’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna fight through every plan, every plot, every scheme, I’m gonna believe the LORD, and I’m going to fight for you. 

And remember this…that wind….that wind blew because it was the BOTH of us praying. That’s why the wind blew. Not because I was praying, but because it was both of us. Can they offer you that, Wife? Can they offer you the wind. Because HE is. That’s exactly what he’s offering you. 

When you’re ready to talk. Really talk. Face to face. You come here. Have them fly you on a jet plane or whatever. Helicopter. I don’t know. You know where it is. I’m sure you’ve seen it at some point or another. 

Sincerely,

Your Husband